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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely, and I am aware of that - it's really the case with me. I do not dislike being male. I just dislike being ugly - not many people can claim to have spent 20 years as an involuntary celibate like me. I'm almost 50 and it just feels like so much wasted time. Wasted youth, really.

Going trans wouldn't solve the problem at all. Nothing will solve the problem, to be honest. I have accepted my fate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bro there are catgirls on Discord who think the physical world is an illusion and would cybersex you without ever looking at your face.

Most of them are gay, but there's enough bi and straight ones that you have a chance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, they'd cybersex me without looking at my face, but that is precisely what would not at all fulfill my desire to be considered attractive.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And what if you did a roleplay where you were a big tiddy dragoness who everyone thought was hot?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretending doesn't work for me, unfortunately. Gotta be real desire by real people for real me. It's a curse.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That sucks. You're not made of flesh, you're a network of electrical signals. You should be able to judge yourself by the attractiveness of your personality, not some homunculus meat vessel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm doing that, but I need other people to do that as well.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago

Discord catgirls, man, that's what I've been saying