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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: "The most important thing is the guy it's connected to"

[–] Jiggle_Physics 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn't have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.

[–] CancerMancer 7 points 1 week ago

Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.

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