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Vices are social taboos, not iron laws. And if you haven't ever transgressed, I gotta wonder what kind of life you're living (particularly in a society that's puritanical in its ethics)
So unless you commit a crime of some kind you are not a real person? I don't understand what arguement you're trying to make
This MF'ER so scared, they ain't never even jaywalked 🤣
Jaywalking isn't actually a crime anywhere other than the United States so no I've never jaywalked.
You sound like you would actually benefit from drugs lol
Loosen up ffs
I commit crimes on a daily basis. I'm skeptical of people who follow all laws without thinking. Do you really never speed while driving or jaywalk?