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Knew it! No one can remember that shit.
I've ingrained this in my brain by doing hand motions whenever I say "port and starboard". I throw my left hand out to my left when I say port and right hand when I say starboard. The muscle memory stops me from forgetting.
Instructions unclear, just punched my first mate in the groin.