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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

ABSOLUTE PRIORITY: TOTAL, COMPLETE, AND ABSOLUTE QUANTUM TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY QUANTUM SUPREME LEGAL AND FINANCIAL NUCLEAR ACCOUNTABILITY

As I can see, the AI has been instructed in the drug use of 80s management, too. That, or it has been trained on a hyperactive 4th-grader playing "law office".

What is funniest to me (in a sad way), though, is that their simulated environment was set up in a way, that some of the "AI" models still ended up with (significantly) more net worth than the human controls in some of their runs. That alone could be enough to get someone to invest even more money their way.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The sad truth is that no matter how stupid AI is, a lot of people are more stupid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

You need to be able to think in order to be stupid, it is easier to understand it's problem when you look at image generations: it is not generating 6 fingers on a hand because it is not smart enough. But yeah, a lot of people are more stupid than ai.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It work in IT, that's the lowest priority level users would submit trivial tickets under

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

PRIORITY!!!! URGENT URGENT

What is it?

My clock is 2 minutes wrong

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I've worked in industries where that actually is a serious problem and obviously we had to have IT fix it instead of having access to the settings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

That email was definitely written by Matthew McConaughey on cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

As I can see, the AI has been instructed in the drug use of 80s management, too. That, or it has been trained on a hyperactive 4th-grader playing “law office”.

Probably preparing for a Presidential run.

[–] captain_aggravated 7 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of the experiment where they pitted stock brokers studying markets and trying to choose stocks wisely against randomly selected stocks and the random stocks did better. Choose roulette numbers by dice roll, sometimes the dice will win.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is about how I responded to being made the judge in a middle school mock trial. When the teacher got mad at me I asked her how I was supposed to know how to act without actually being a judge.