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Why God and the Bible were right about why you should have to work a 55 hour 6 day workweek (www.foxnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn’t Fox News sort of the Onion, though?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, except their viewers think it's real.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yea, I'm not sure why they are allowed to use News in their name but then claim to be entertainment. How is that not misleading?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They help the oligarchs who would be the lens to enforce that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I have bad news about the contents of Grape Nuts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

They think most onion articles are real too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I miss the days when fake news was mostly about the exploits of Bat Boy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's a rotten onion