this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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The part of yourself that's looking good is your vampire descent (everyone's 1/1000th vampire after all as vampires were landlords that fucked everything that moved back in the 13th century) and that's not visible on photo.
I thought it was the opposite.
Ugly vampire spawn features not visible in mirror, but camera captures it?
This is the most reasonable conclusion, thank you for telling me the truth!