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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 day ago (24 children)

I feel so much more normal for just saying hello to my shower spider now.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (8 children)

My shower spider gets a reminder of our deal.

"You know the drill. You stay up there, I stay over here, nobody has to be injured today."

Sometimes the spider decides to come over to my side and gets flushed or squished, but they knew what was expected of them.

[–] RIPandTERROR 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Real talk: people that save spiders and make it a moral thing confuse the heck out of me.

Like, if you were the spiders size proportionally to the spider, it would web you up and suck your blood for being in its home...

[–] FATALRPG 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You're being humane and grounded with a handle like that, are you good? Like can I get you a drink or anything?

[–] FATALRPG 2 points 3 hours ago

My hyperfixation with a rape simulator doesn’t mean I want bad things to happen in the real world.

I even save wasps - I fed a dying one until she was strong enough to escape once.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, but we have the mental capability of understanding what the spider is, and that it won't eat you, nor do you need to eat it. So why cruelly kill for no reason?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Living a principled life does not rise and fall with what is done to you. That would be transactional.

[–] RIPandTERROR 1 points 12 hours ago

And yet, I feel guiltless in my murderous choice 🫶🏼

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