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Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million after burger had onions on it (www.kens5.com)

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HOUSTON — A Houston man is suing Whataburger for nearly $1 million after he says his burger had onions on it.

Turns out he had asked for a no-onions order.

On July 24, 2024, Demery Ardell Wilson had an allergic reaction after eating a burger that had onions on it at Whataburger, court documents say. He alleges that he requested the fast-food chain to take them off before serving him the burger.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Her ordeal wasn't a joke, and McDonald's was directly responsible for the slander that she endured in the media. She definitely deserved the millions that were awarded to her.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Woosh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I hope someone makes a joke of the terrible disfiguring pain you have one day. I'll laugh when that happens to you. Have a great day!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I see that it's you that is an insensitive asshole, and I who makes dubioys (probably too complicated 🤷🏼‍♀️) jokes.

I prefer being me every day.

PS. Relax & touch grass man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Joking about a person who went thru massive pain and was laughed at about it. Good job!

Maybe you are on par with Manson? You definitely sound like someone who cares about others in the way Manson did.

I touch grass every day, and I don't laugh at the suffering of others like some sociopathic person.

Maybe ask yourself what you find funny about the suffering of others, and you will understand where I'm coming from. I highly doubt you will because sociopaths never do.