this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
1027 points (99.0% liked)

Microblog Memes

7743 readers
2515 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And on the other end of the fucked up shit spectrum, I had a boss at a pizza delivery place that refused to let me clock in if my "eyes weren't red enough."

He never came out and told me to go get high, he indirectly just told me to go get high. I was his best delivery driver when I had my weed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And there I am on my bike being told by the police to be careful because I could traumatize a car driver that hits me.

Great to confirm that you can be fucking high while driving a lethal multi ton vehicle and if a cyclist of a pedestrian gets hit, it's gonna be an "accident" from the driver, and the cyclist or pedestrian's fault anyway, for not wearing a helmet, or not being visible enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never said anything about the legality of the situation. It was illegal AF, but I never got into any accidents, so it was a non issue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"yeah I drove home drunk, but, you know I've never hit anyone so it's fine"

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even the NHTSB has proven that is a false equivalency.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It's not the same level of issue. But it's also still an issue. Don't drive on drugs