Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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Looks like there'd be more dust coming from that exposed rock and covering all the surfaces than in my flat that I never clean.
It depends on the type of rock, a lot of old houses in Europe have exposed stone walls and the dust is not a problem.
It's probably all sealed. A coat of urethane or epoxy and there's no dust, also stops the moisture flow so you can have some humidity inside if wanted.
There are loose rocks lying around. It doesn't look sealed or treated in any way to me at all.
Yeah none of that is sealed. Plenty houses in the south west have rocks in them, or are built around some particularly great ones. Also many of the rocks you see in this one are cultural artifacts, metates and monos, which like, I'm pretty sure you can get into some deep shit for having. But like, they are also fricken everywhere. Some places its not even peoples to turn over ground and not find tools.
Not all rocks disintegrate into dust on contact, but I think that’s a valid concern here.