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Anon goes for a walk with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine you're walking with someone and they get shit on by a bird but they try to pretend it didn't happen. That would be way more awkward right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They weren't walking together, he was walking without her, a bird shat on him and he messaged her about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

ah right I guess I misinterpreted