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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By your overly simplistic metric, Idiocracy is no longer satire, Teach'. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪

Take a breath. Count your eyelashes. Whatever. Just, breathe.

[–] mindbleach 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is "by your logic" never ever followed by someone's logic?

You're an unpleasant tone-policing troll. You've never understood this conversation. Shoo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Says the one getting pounded by downvotes. I'm all for you finding your inner power-bottom, but lying to randos online begins with lying to yourself, friend, and that's the travesty that keeps on giving. 🤌🏼