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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Says the one getting pounded by downvotes. I'm all for you finding your inner power-bottom, but lying to randos online begins with lying to yourself, friend, and that's the travesty that keeps on giving. ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ