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JB Pritzker Warns Illinois to Hide Their Pets as Kristi Noem Comes to Town - Jezebel (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hide your pets, Noem's on the loose!

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They're shooting the dogs!

The Republicans coming in, they're shooting the cats!

They are shooting the pets of the people that live there.

[–] brax 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

🎵🎵🎵
They're climbing in your windows
Shooting your puppies up
Tryina kill 'em so ya need to
Hide your kids, hide your pets
Hide your kids, hide your pets
Hide your kids, hide your pets
And hide your spouses,
'cause they're shootin' everybody up here!
🎵🎵🎵

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