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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Has he been there? Like it's fuckin old. And small. Like really small. I don't know if he can legally do that either. Since it's a state park.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yes but it has a cool sounding name

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Simple solution.

Rename another prison alcatraz and tell Trump it's up and running.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

i mean, there's the alcatraz of the rockies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Idk, it looked pretty big in the documentary The Rock. Maybe they still have some nerve gas there too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It’s a national park and trump doesn’t follow laws