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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Same. I'll admit I've never been much for coffee to begin with, but in the past, when offered, I'd have some to be polite. Today, though, coffee does unspeakable things to my insides that I try to avoid it at all costs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

coffee destroying a person

My understanding is that for about 1/3 people, coffee acts as a crazy flush system

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What do you think it is? For me it just flushes my system and gives me a good wake up jolt in the morning. 1 cup or less.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure. I don't think it's the caffeine though, because I drink other caffeinated drinks just fine.

[–] Impound4017 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My understanding is that coffee is pretty acidic, and is hard on the stomach as a result. Have you tried cold brew coffee rather than kinds brewed with hot water? I find it to be less acidic and easier on the stomach usually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Easier on the stomach maybe but not easier on the mouth. Can't say I've tried it recently, but the taste of coffee still doesn't do it for me.

[–] Impound4017 4 points 2 days ago

Ah. That would be an issue, then. Understandable.