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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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[–] [email protected] 235 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The CIA wrote a manual on how to do this. It's a bit old and parts of it are outdate for some times of work, but a lot of it is still useful.

Misunderstand orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders
Insist on perfect work in relatively unimportant products
Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done (some might say normal businesses do this as a matter of course...)
Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible

[–] WoodScientist 19 points 1 day ago

This is also the perfect manual for how to cosplay as energy vampire Colin Robinson.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Shit, 80% of the people I work with must have read that manual then. That’s a near daily occurrence.

[–] anomnom 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Every web project manager I’ve ever had apparently lived by this manual.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Good for them

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure this is our company policy

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"What about the droid attack on the wookies?"

[–] Saledovil 2 points 1 day ago

What about the flamethrower attack on the Geonosians?