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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] kambusha 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore Trebek

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I'll take schwards for 100 Alex."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I read "bum" as "burn", too. Even worse.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

“I’ll take ‘Le tits now’ for $800”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"Le Tits Now, Alex"