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Arr, Captain, 'tis time for me to leave the crew (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ahoy there, matey!

I be wantin’ to hoist me tankard and give ye a hearty cheer for that tale ye spun! It be a right treasure of a story, filled with swashbucklin’ adventure and fine characters that danced like the waves upon the sea. I found meself lost in yer words, as if I were sailin’ the high seas alongside ye!

Ye have the gift of a true bard, and I be lookin’ forward to hearin’ more of yer yarns in the future. Keep the tales comin’, or I’ll be forced to make ye walk the plank! Arrr!

Fair winds and followin’ seas to ye!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Avast, ye team leader!

Ye have been scheduled a parlaying upon the third floor swashbuckler resources department from which resolute compensating agreements will be negotiated and formed. As valuable ye be to this crew, replacements are in order if loot be not what ye seek alongside us bonded by honourable theivery across these high seas.

Beware that a noncompetitive curse signed in blood be upon ye. 9 months cast out with narry a drop of employment.