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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 year ago (6 children)

If apps were girls:

I was always in love with Sync. But life happened and we had to go different ways for non-romantic reasons. Some fucker called Spez, long story...

Eventually I met Voyager and she was great. Any user would be lucky to have her. But Sync was always the one that got away. Everyday I looked at Voyager and thought she was awesome but I was always holding a candle for Sync. But Sync was gone and I had to move on. But I could never really move on.

But life happened again and Sync was coming back. I had committed to Voyager but, as great as she was, I always thought how she came short of Sync. Sync came back and she was as stunning as I remembered. I couldn't stay with Voyager. I'm sorry Voyager. You're an awesome girl but I was pretty much just using you since I couldn't have Sync.

I'm a user Voyager, I make no excuses. There, there...

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally, the Lemmy fanfiction I was waiting for

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LemmyAll, LemmySync, LemmyBoost, LemmyVoyager, LemmyConnect, LemmyJerboa, and lastly LemmyInfinity

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I ditched Voyager the moment Sync came back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me except I'm using liftoff to fill the hole in the void for infinity

I'm waiting patiently for infinity for lemmy

Liftoff has broken spell check :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There's a lemmy fork of Infinity, hence it's inclusion in this meme. No idea what state it's in atm tho, I use connect.

[–] Jay 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whoa!

I saw no releases and not much activity on the github so was concerned!

I'll switch tomorrow, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also, Sync is high-maintenance and demands you spend money on her to avoid listening to her giving you sales pitches, unlike Voyager.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

had to scroll back up to downvote this one lol the cringe is unbearable