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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (programming.dev)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.

[–] Flames5123 9 points 3 weeks ago

Plus Applejack and Rainbow Dash being married is loosely confirmed in the series finale where they come in together and look at each other.

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