I cast 9x19mm parabellum
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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casts non-magic missile
I would love to be a part of that campaign, especially if that was the only unusual part.
"Hmm, let me check my inventory...ah, yes, the Stinger missile launcher!"
"Wait, what?"
beeeeee, beeee bee bee beeeeeeeeeee
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Alright, I don't have another one of those, so uh, about that long rest?
Honestly, yeah, I think I like it because those are the exact kind of antics it might promote. That was hilarious.