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Gap in resume (fedia.io)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Original post: aus.social (Mastodon)

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[–] funkless_eck 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've had recruiters ask for TXT format, which honestly was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Resumes in JSON when?

[–] funkless_eck 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Whats this gap in your resume?"

"Syntax error"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I see for past experience you put :

CREATE TABLE Resume (
    Field VARCHAR(255) PRIMARY KEY,
    Value VARCHAR(255)
);

INSERT INTO Resume (Field, Value) VALUES
('Experience_1_Title', ''),
('Experience_1_Company', ''),
('Experience_1_Years', ''),
('Experience_1_Description', '.'),
('Experience_2_Title', ''),
('Experience_2_Company', ''),
('Experience_2_Years', ''),
('Experience_2_Description', '.'),
('Skills_1', ''),
('Skills_2', ''),
('Skills_3', ''),
('Skills_4', ''),
('Education_Degree', ''),
('Education_Years', '),
('References', '');

SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume;

-- Bonus Query: Show my most "impressive" skill
SELECT Value FROM Resume WHERE Field = 'Skills_1';

-- Another Bonus: My career trajectory
SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume WHERE Field LIKE 'Experience%';`___`

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Did you put some BBS-style ansi art in there?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

greetz in the resume!! hell yeah