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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens (apnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 week ago (15 children)

If you're a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

[–] agamemnonymous 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Which can be turned to your advantage if you're aware of it. "Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets"

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