this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
1062 points (99.1% liked)

Science Memes

14352 readers
4027 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
1062
SPIRIT WEAPON (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
57 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

https://bigthink.com/hard-science/norse-rituals/

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 243 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"CaN i PiCk AnOtHeR oPtIoN"

Bitch, you came looking for silver and found gold.

[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

She recognized the gold.

She now wants his filthiest pickup line.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It better be about dead animal bones and forging too

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hey, you're hot like a forge. Wanna bone?

(Never said it'll gonna be good)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You don't know if it's good until you tried it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Baby, I want to burst open your dam .... and watch your river flow

  • Funky Walker, Dirty Talker
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I'll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Calm down, Amber Heard.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She's concerned because he also loves talking about Rome and 40k

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You need to be able to pick the recipe option then. If someone knows recipes from ancient Rome, they might just be a harmless history nerd. If someone knows recipes from WH40K, well, I don't know what to say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't 40k, depending on who and where, be something like, "Open meal package. Place 200g water in package. Close package and shake for 40 seconds. Open package and eat." Civilian worlds you can just make up whatever, just like the scenario designers do. Want a US-lite world? Got one. Want a world reminiscent of 1800s UK? Got two.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

In terms of 40K recipes, corpse starch is pretty easy. De-bone a (generally human, but others can work in a pinch) corpse, grind up the rest, add salt, and pack it in a can.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

What is his number. Interested for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, she was so impressed that she wanted to hear more from him.