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[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Question: We have recently seen that the government can and will revoke green cards at will, why would anybody be interested in this knowing that it offers them at best ephemeral protections.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Money guarantees that. You know who doesn't have 5 million bucks? A student studying in USA who might protest against genocide in Gaza. You know who has 5 millions? People like Venesuelan cartel members.

This is just asinine and reeks of similar level of greed as selling bath water to thirsty horny teenagers. It's no fucking different. It's just a gold card with ugly Trump's face for a lot more money.

[–] drasglaf 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You just made me think of Trump bath water and now I hate you immensely.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I wasn't think of that BEFORE you posted.....but I am NOW!!!

UGH!!! Now I'm wondering if the bath water washes off his suntan and turns the water orange. YOU DID THIS!!! YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!

burns your house down

No jury would convict me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

And in 1 week time you'll see news with Trump selling his bath water in front of White House lmao

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