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Sorry, I can't relate. None of those pieces have teeth marks. Like why even take it apart if you're not going to chew on it?
"I can chew on this piece, it goes inside and no one will see it, but if someone steals my pen, I can dramatically reveal the interior chewed piece and reclaim my property while everyone cheers for me and I'm finally accepted in the office as an equal."
Hey, uhh… your lip is blue.