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refuses to wipe, wonders why women don't like me
I guess I triggered non-wipers
Knew a girl once who smelled like she probably didn't know how to wipe her ass.
I wouldn't say she's been happy or successful, but she's had a few long and short term male partners (to the surprise of our friend group).