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Hobby Drama

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Message Chain Title: "Top Secret D&D Intel - DO NOT LEAK"

[GM - SirHegseth]: Alright team, we need to lock in a time for the next session. This is HIGH LEVEL, CLASSIFIED info. Can’t have another leak like last time.

[Rogue - ShadowPatriot]: Tuesdays are bad for me. I’ve got a “work thing.”

[Paladin - FreedomHammer]: Just say it’s your weekly Warhammer night, coward.

[Wizard - SpellEagle]: Stay focused. The enemy (DM) is trying to slow us down. We NEED to hit that goblin war camp next session before he adds more reinforcements.

[Bard - LibertyLute]: Guys. Someone in this group is leaking info. The DM knew about our plan to bribe the kobold guards BEFORE we even met them.

[GM - SirHegseth]: That’s what I’m saying! NO MORE TABLE TALK IN PUBLIC CHANNELS.

[Rogue - ShadowPatriot]: It’s definitely Barbarian. He keeps messaging in all caps.

[Barbarian - AXEAMERICA]: I WOULD NEVER BETRAY THE PARTY. WHOEVER SAID THAT IS A COWARD AND SHOULD ROLL INITIATIVE.

[GM - SirHegseth]: Listen, we need TOTAL DISCIPLINE. No more off-the-record planning. No more “casual” table talk in front of the DM. We move in silence like a monk with a +10 stealth mod.

[Paladin - FreedomHammer]: Fine. But I’m still smiting the mayor. I know he’s working with the necromancer.

[Wizard - SpellEagle]: We have NO PROOF.

[Paladin - FreedomHammer]: Trust me, bro. It’s a vibe.

[GM - SirHegseth]: We’ll discuss this in session. Until then, NO MORE LEAKS. And if you’re reading this, DM… know that we are coming for your dungeon. Expect us.

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[–] Susaga 3 points 1 week ago

I don't think you understand D&D that well. The DM is the GM, because those are synonyms. The DM needs to know everything happening at the table, or it's not a thing that actually happens. The DM is not the enemy.

I get that this is political satire, but this isn't the sub for that.