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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Students would be eligible for a $25 Amazon gift card for a personal video, $35 for a group video and $50 for a “professionally produced educational video or skit with adult sponsor supervision.”

And no content is allowed that “depicts, imitates, or promotes the possession or consumption of any THC product.”

“DO NOT IMITATE THE USE OF THC/MARIJUANA OR PARAPHERNALIA OF ANY KIND, EVEN AS A JOKE,” it emphasizes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What is 'adult sponsor supervision'?? Lol

[–] kambusha 3 points 4 days ago

Here's 5 bucks. Don't get in trouble!