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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope you are shit posting. But in case you aren't, this is satire.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I didn't realize I was on the onion, you may roast me. Spit roast me, even.