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[–] the_crotch 38 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Shit, they're gonna want my DNA. I'm 1/8th Cherokee and I'm descended from Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, every signatory of the magna carta, Jesus, and the Mayflower. The actual ship. Don't ask.

Thank you 23andme for telling me just how goddamn special I am simply for being born, now I'm not under any pressure to ever accomplish anything.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure you’re main character in an Assassin’s Creed game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You can't just go around accusing people of being mass murderers.