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I'm not retarded so I like to make eye contact and then see what kind of nonverbal feedback I get from it before approaching someone
actually i am retarded and i just made that up
I like to interpret any positive interaction with a woman whatsoever as them being totally into me but then never act on it so I can live in blissful ignorance of the truth.