this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'll just use my imagination.

Or the lingerie section of the junk mail.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Infinite sexy wome-wait is that a third boob?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

13 fingers stroking your face

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

If your doing it right.

[–] thatKamGuy 6 points 1 day ago

Why do you say that like it’s a bad thing?

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