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U.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this year (www.ctvnews.ca)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Let's try smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs instead, maybe that will relieve the tension.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Also the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Still illegal? My mom smuggled some like 10 ys ago and border protection didn’t even shoot at us … fucking amateurs