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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If only millennials bought more fabric softener instead of avocados and coffee they would be able to afford a house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I propose we start calling it fabric lotion. Maybe the disgust with that mental imagery will shut down this worthless product.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

they would be able to afford a house

How much avocadoes for a house?

And you forgot the /s.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Don't need the /s on here, all the idiots are still on reddit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There's always avocados in the banana stand!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

At the current rate? Depending on where you live, 3-10.