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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So if we put these extra pair of legs on babies then they can stand in more extreme angles making them better at construction at a time when there is a housing shortage

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

For acceptance in the US we will also add more hands so the baby can hold an AR 15 while doing construction work.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am convinced, I vote to allow it.

[–] spankinspinach 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I am in agreement, but a point of contention: only ONE extra pair of legs? Or is this negotiable?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Biblically accurate infant.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spiderbaby, spiderbaby, does whatever a spider can, spiderbaby, spiderbaby, it's mother refused to nurse it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Splice with spider genes? I'll allow that, too.

On a completely unrelated note I just bought a new Porche and condo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If we're going along with all you liberal scientists, it seems only fair that the child should be extra circumcised to keep things fair?