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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's not real deployment if it isn't pushed straight to prod.

Test boxes are for communists and the French.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Knowledge tells you that it's safe to push to prod on Friday afternoon.

Wisdom is knowing it's better to wait 'til Monday and go to the bar instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The twofold reason Cybersecurity professionals always hit the bar early on Friday afternoon:

  1. It's a great example for their sysadmin colleagues.
  2. Easy access to sysadmin colleagues if something goes wrong.
[–] nolefan33 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once worked at a place that had a test environment that used the prod databases. After I left, I heard about an intern who left a where clause off of a SQL query and rewrote an entire production table from the test environment.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's like the SQL creators designed the syntax to achieve maximum fuckery for those where "test" and "live" are different words for the same thing.

I bet they were pissing themselves laughing when implementing the finicky ROLLBACK command, knowing it that it would be only ever be used in anger as a "hail Mary" from a dev halfway through writing his own resignation letter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Lmao, I left my old job a couple of months after I began using the rollback in my queries. 100% accurate statement.