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[–] [email protected] 187 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This cannot NOT be satire, come on. It's too fucking funny

[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think it's satire. Miami has become a mecca for crypto bros and "tech" fraudsters.

[–] [email protected] 145 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Why do those fish always pose with some dude holding them?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Ever watched a fish stand up?

They need to be held.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

There's like 2 people who will get the reference, but fuck it, here it comes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

It does not have nerves, yet it feels pain. It does not have a mouth, yet it must scream. And until recently: death only made it so so much stronger!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 22 hours ago

Don't we all really?

[–] omgitsaheadcrab 17 points 23 hours ago

It's a child, that fish just wants to look bigger

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

He probably paid some fishing tourist shop to get him to just the right place so he could hook it and pull it in. That pic cost him money, and it's really important to him.