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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ever watched a fish stand up?

They need to be held.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There's like 2 people who will get the reference, but fuck it, here it comes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There's dozens of us!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

It does not have nerves, yet it feels pain. It does not have a mouth, yet it must scream. And until recently: death only made it so so much stronger!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Don't we all really?