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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823

show transcriptsolarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

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[โ€“] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a decent dadjoke unless the audience doesn't know what fast fashion is.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The audience is also cavemen so they don't know, but then because they are cavemen, they laugh anyway because of the rimshot.