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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My parents: "You're a nerd, can you help with our computer?"

I reluctantly overlook how insulting they always are and help

Many months later

My parents: "Our computer isn't working right lately. It's probably your fault from the last time you were messing with it."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's probably your fault from the last time you were messing with it.

"Ok, you better ask someone else then. Clearly I'll only make it worse."

You'll never prove them wrong by falling for the manipulation tactic.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

People who are bad at understanding tech and logic coincidentally tend to be very competent at these kinds of tactics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should answer:

And it is your fault being assholes. Live with the consequences.

Then cut contact as much as possible

[–] zalgotext 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Is the Lemmy version of "lawyer up, hit the gym" basically just "cut contact with family at the slightest insult"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Hit the wife, divorce the lawyer, talk to the gym?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope so. Many of our parents need to learn that "family" isn't about blood, it's about who I allow to be in my life. I don't give a fuck if you're related to me, treat me with respect and I'll reciprocate.

[–] zalgotext 4 points 1 day ago

You realize that "lawyer up, hit the gym" was a silly overgeneralization that eventually turned into a meme, right?