LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hopefully he will be remembered for how he dies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Straining himself on the toilet while crying into a bucket of fried chicken over the price of eggs.

Musk knocking at the KFC bathroom door, 'is everything OK in there.'

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This would be too classy an exit for him. He needs to be Mussolini’d