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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Real american gun owners have guns everywhere: Shoe gun Belt gun Hat gun Bathroom gun Church gun

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bra gun too, there was the woman that shot herself in the head while adjusting a gun in her bra

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-woman-fatally-shot-self-while-adjusting-bra-holster/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

She was in the Navy, no less. You'd think that she'd have gun safety drilled into her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Based on the amount of church shootings, church gun isn’t far off…