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[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Wait are we supposed to carry these around? I became a permanent resident back in 2010 and I don't think I've ever taken mine out of my filing cabinet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That and your citizenship papers, in case of Papiere, Bitte. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I carry around a dormant volcano of anger and contempt, if they try and pull this shit it'll be known in a several mile radius, and the ash cloud of retribution will do damage for years to come. Hell, at this point they don't even need to come for me, I just need a diminishing number of additional tipping points.

I probably need therapy lol

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