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Have fun fighting a culture war against pathogens, Texas
They're just unaware that a war against a culture of microorganisms is an entirely different thing.
Republicans think can win a war against viruses and bacteria,
Is measles that 'woke mind virus' Musk was talking about?
It's a disease that only conservatives get
Pathogens are woke
@gravitas_deficiency @skhayfa A lot of Texans believe Jesus will save them. Can't wait to see how that plays out. Maybe we'll get to see a modern Plague of Justinian. Only it'll be the Plague of Paxton or some other asshole in power who defends this idiocy for their own selfish short-term political gain. (Part of me, though, suspects that Paxton is just trying to avoid prison at this point. Much like Cheeto Bandito.)