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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

The only product I've ever first heard of via an Internet ad that I tried and was exactly as advertised is my Groove Life belt. This thing is fuckin' nice and has a lifetime guarantee. I can send it back for a different color if I wanted to, and I've had it for a few years now.

Everything else I've tried after finding it from ads online has sucked major balls or been basically no better than a cheaper brand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes! My wife was going to leave me and run off with my conventionally attractive neighbour, but then I discovered Groove Life™! I immediately called their toll-free number and ordered a pair of Groove Life™ socks. My life has never been the same since! Once he saw me walking down the street with new-found confidence thanks to my Groove Life™ socks, my neighbour dumped my wife and moved in with me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

My entire family had been skinned alive and I was made to watch it all. I was depressed and about to kill myself. But then I discovered Groove Life™. The first time I put them on, I felt a spiritual presence enter my heart. This presence whispered “Make sure you tell your friends and family that Groove Life™ are now 15% off when purchased with Kohl’s Cash” and I have never felt the same since.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what does it do? can i staple it to myself in different places on different days for different effects?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Mine has +2 Strength, +2 Stamina.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

For me it's Darn Tough socks. Though, it may not have been an ad and just something someone really liked.

[–] Daefsdeda 1 points 1 week ago

Don't speak of him or they will know hahaha

[–] starman2112 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just to provide some balance, both of the pairs of Darn Tough socks I bought last month already have a hole in the same spot. Either my right pinky toe is secretly a knife, or these aren't as darn tough as they say

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

mayhap someone's been darnin' with Mr. Stiltskin, spinnin and y...

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Darn.

Mine have lasted years. Maybe their quality has gone down. Or maybe you're Edward Scissorfeet out something.

[–] starman2112 2 points 1 week ago

I'm assuming it's a bad batch or something. Gonna give it another month or so before I cash in on that warranty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This reads like an ad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

$65 and not even leather? But it's actually a good belt?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Leather belts falling apart all the time is why I even was wanting to try a different kind of belt in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

lol you're just buying shitty belts, try and buy some full grain belts from someone who makes them