this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fainting isn't going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

Someone better than me with more training will come by!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least call cops or something my dude :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?