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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I never tried to impress women at the gym when I was single. I go to the gym to focus on self improvement. I do not like talking to other people when I’m there. I do not like looking at other people when I’m there. I also know that women at the gym mostly loathe men trying to pick them up there. So basically if you’re at the gym you’re a dude to me. And if you’re a dude don’t talk to me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Confirmation that the term dude means men as well as women

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ve always used dude as a gender neutral term. I call my wife dude.

[–] achance4cheese 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] zalgotext 7 points 4 days ago

Hell yeah dude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You only fuck Cruxifux's wife?

Me too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

At least someone does

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Always did. Dude just means "city folk." Hence the Dude Ranches that were popular in the early to mid 20th century

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dude ranch means city folk ranch?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Basically. It's where city folk would go to "learn" how to "wrangle" a ~~higly trained~~ "wild stallion," and milk cows and see where their eggs come from.